Canada Day ... yesterday morning ... I'm in my pj's, hustling about in the kitchen early ... I've got 15 people coming for dinner and I need to get the prep work done. I pop into the bedroom for a moment to grab something and there, as they are every morning, are my undies for the day - today, it's white boy shorts ...
Coming back into the kitchen, I quip ... "I see we're going with the tighty whities today"
Frank ... "Canadian Flag"
Me ... "Eh?"
Frank ... "Canadian Flag"
Me ... "There's no Canadian Flag on those"
Frank ... "I'm going to spank your ass bright red first and then you can put those on ... Canada Day colours ... Canadian Flag!"
I laughed out loud and shook my head :>) ... it seems my spanky man can always find or make up an excuse to spank me ...
yes, the spanking happened ...
yes, looking in the rear view mirror, my bum was bright red ...
yes, the spanking happened ...
yes, looking in the rear view mirror, my bum was bright red ...
It was a Spanky Canada Day here in the great white (and red) north!
... hope you all had a great weekend! ... nj
NJ,
ReplyDeleteWow, Frank is so patriotic. LOL! I got a kick out of reading that you had Canadian colors on underneath yesterday where no one but you and Frank knew! HA! Sexy! YAY! Hugs, Windy
I couldn't believe he came up with that ... it really gave new meaning to the day ... nj ... xx
DeleteSounds just perfect. Loved Frank's imagination.
ReplyDeleteIt was perfect, Leigh ... and he surprises me a lot these days with his imagination ... nj
DeleteHappy Canada Day - one day late. I hope your gathering was fun and that your behind was in a patriotic display (at least for your one and only). I'd be willing to donate my butt for the cause on the 4th. With white panties, rosie red cheeks and maybe just a tiny bruise or two for the blue it could be lovely.
ReplyDeleteWindy and I can attest to the power of the mighty little triple P if you are looking for a little blue to go with a July 4th red and white butt, PK ...
DeleteThanks for the Canada Day wishes ... Hope your July 4th is a butt burner ... nj
well, no one can say he isn't patriotic and doing his part! Hope you had a great Canada Day!
ReplyDeleteWe had great day with our friends, Fondles ... thanks! ... nj
DeleteNJ,
ReplyDeleteYou had me laughing from the beginning. Happy Canada Day.
Meredith
Happy to have you laughing from across the pond, Meredith! ... nj ... xx
Delete"O, Canada!" I remember some of the lyrics because I was such a hockey fan when I was little. At that time my team was the Chicago Blackhawks.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a line in the lyrics about a glowing heart? I think Frank left something else glowing, too.
Happy Canada Day, NJ,
Ella
.... yes Ella ... there was glowing in the Cawder house in Canada Day ;)) ... nj ... xx
DeleteHi NJ, what a wonderful way to celebrate your national day and a wonderful way to start the day. Love how inventive and patriotic Frank was lol.
ReplyDeleteHope you had a wonderful day and dinner party :)
Hugs
Roz
Well in my part of the country the red hot cheeks were from the 49C temperatures ! Lol. I suppose the white could have been the Grey streaks in my sadly neglected hair! Happy to hear you had a good Canada Day eh?
ReplyDeleteWillie
This is funny, Franks a true Canadian at heart. Good for him and lucky for you!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun way to start the day!
ReplyDeleteRosie xx
Funny and fun...as M often says...any excuse he can come up with is a good excuse...hugs abby
ReplyDeletehope you had a wonderful Canada day celebration :-)
ReplyDeleteYes, Roz ... it was a fun way to celebrate ... Frank continues to surprise me
ReplyDeleteWilma ... You must be sweltering in that eastern heatwave, eh? We did have a great day ... Hope you did as well.
Laura ... who knew he was so patriotic ;)
Rosie ... it was funny and fun!
There you are, Abby ... I've been missing you. Hope all is well!
We did have a fun celebration, Terps!
.... thanks all for dropping by! ... nj